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Sound of Music

Once again, we have to apologize for not updating sooner – but we ran into a few problems in preparation of this sporking.

Has anyone ever tried to rent Robert Wise's Sound of Music in Austria?
It goes like this:
cutecoati (on the phone): Do you have "Sound of Music"?
Video store guy: You want what?
cutecoati: "Sound of Music"...?
Video store guy: Wow, you're perverse.
cutecoati: Hey, I didn't ask for extra-kinky porn or something!
Video store guy: Oh, that wouldn't be a problem.

Even though the following isn't kinky in any way, we feel we should add a warning, given that many people seem to like this movie: if you think we were harsh in our sporking of "Braveheart" – you ain't seen nothing yet...



( Edelweiss, Edelweiss... spare our homeland forever. )



Since we feel we've suffered enough for another while now, the next instalment will be pure fun – it will be Stephen Herek's The Three Musketeers (which even has a connection to today's posting because the movie was shot in Austria ;-)
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    Sorry for the long radio silence, but we're finally back with another sporking! We know we announced "Ben Hur", but somehow we couldn't find the time…

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